Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass
Because some people really need it
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Question reblogged from Notes from MikasaEren says you're flexible, heichou.
Asked by Anonymous
I’d say he’d know first hand, wouldn’t you?
DID YOU JUST
Problem?
Take it easy, Heichou, you’ll break your leg or something.
OH WAIT
Cute.
You know, it’s actually adorable for you to come to Jaeger’s rescue like that, Ackerman. Too bad he’s so busy chasing after my ass like a lost puppy to notice.
I’m glad you still have one person left to follow you, Heichou.
Ouch, that one almost hurt.
I have half a mind to send your sorry ass packing home to your parents—
Oh wait that’s right.
You don’t have those.
Maybe the criminal underworld would take me in. I hear they have an opening…
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Photo reblogged from Notes from Mikasa
To whatever idiot stole my scarf “for a Mako costume”:
1. If you want any chance of keeping your limbs, bring. It. Back. NOW.
2. Who the fuck is Mako?
3. See number 1.
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Photo reblogged from Notes from Mikasa
Fellow recruits,
I just confirmed with Levi that when he told us to conserve water, he did NOT mean co-ed bathing.
I know this is dirty work and you want to get squeaky clean, but please focus more on the cleaning and less on the squeaking.
P.S. Yes, Sasha and Connie, I am looking at YOU.
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So I was talking to my husband about my forthcoming Episode 14 Eren Jaeger cosplay for AMKE and about how I really hope someone comes as Levi and is willing to do photos with me…
…and of course my father walks in right as I say “God knows I’ll need someone to kick me in the face.”
Pretty sure my entire family doubts my sanity now.
HALP.
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Photoset reblogged from ruach v'esh ~ רוח ואש
A moment of silence for the poor students who were in Harry’s year and only wanted a normal Hogwarts education.
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Photo reblogged from i don't like sand
Holy shit. It’s Foofoocuddlypoop.
AHAHAH
CANON UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE
WHY WASN’T THIS A THING EARLIER???!! YOU HAD ONE JOB, FANDOM.
SO FUCKING CANON OH MY GOD
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Photoset reblogged from Honor your Vomit...Brain Throw-Up
What some of the biggest websites looked like at the beginning.
i just died a little inside
Wow…
(Source: welldonestuff.com)
